fuckthenormandlovecats:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

goofy put peanut butter on his wee wee for pluto to lick off

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

(Source: cybergy)

(Source: saythatyoullstay)

lesb0:

want


(Source: notyoda)

cvntapilla:

numbsex:

latelycravingmore:

Still true

3:24am

1:07am

girly-things-by-zoe:

fineass-bitch:

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

http://fineass-bitch.tumblr.com/

http://girly-things-by-zoe.tumblr.com/

(Source: millrose)

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

(Source: sometimelow)

rnenthol:

bitch ate a whole pizza and still got a flat stomach

realitytvgifs:

same

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

meladoodle:

the nudes are leaking again? god damnit call the plumber mom

(Source: meladoodle)